aeug:
aeug:
Theres this really hot asian who shops at where i work and she always buys like 50$ worth of bread like only fucking bread and i always ask her why and her excuse is always “it’s for a party”
What type of parties are these?
why do you need so much bread?
I just told Desie about this, so it’s relevant.
JACQUES
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo/s/sd
Customisation Meme | shonecakepastrypie asked: Blue Zafara
OMG my baby looks so precious. I miss him in blue D:
shonecakepastrypie replied to your post: im never dating a white dude for fear of him cheating on me with my cat
I get scared that he’s gonna chop me up and grill me. Or that he’ll say “nigga” and I’ll chop him up and grill him. Either way, it’s hard to deal, bruh.omg
im not even caring as much about the word as i am worried that i’ll walk in on him hiding in the tub with a NatGeo magazine on the zoo section going at it
i would commit a crime breh i rly would
shonecakepastrypie and kimmiemunster are like the Dean and Seamus of my tumblr experience. They’re not the major focus of my dashboard, but witnessing their friendship and banter is awesome when it turns up.
I call dibs on being Seamus. And yeah, she has a big lesbian crush on me.
Oh my gosh I’m gonna cry~
We love you, join us
looka my baby. all 13 and junk. when i called her sparky like none else.
i have a few pictures of her by herself (where she looks so adorable!) but i thought it would lessen the remarks i will receive from her if i posted my ugliness as well.
Oh my goodness this picture is so old OH MY GOD WHY AM I WEARING YOUR GLASSES.
“Wow you really can’t see” I am such a dipshit, you should have punched me lol.
Look at us, we look so cool.
Kimmie.
She’s such a hater.
Like, she threatened to delete my pictures.
YOU WON’T EVEN GIVE THEM TO ME.
And then, she keeps hugging all these sexy twins and rubs it in my face.
She’s a swagger-jacker, too.
I told her that this thing said my Time-Lord name was The Princess and she got all hatin’ like hatin’ ass people do. So then I was like “nah I’ll be The Oracle” and she said “WELL I’M GONNA BE THE PRINCESS.”
qurl u ain’t no princess.
You’re just a virgin who can’t drive.
I am not a hater. I’m going to post your pictures as soon as I find my camera. I can only hug Carmelo since Tony is back in LA. I can drive. And,
HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG. HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG. HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG. HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG. HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG. HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG. HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG. HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG. HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG. HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG. HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG. HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG. HA HA HA, JACK YOUR SWAG.
OH JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I WILL NEVER SEE THE CUTE TWIN AGAIN ;__________________________;
Go find your camera, so I can stop crying.
