flamiette replied to your post: I held a baby today. He smiled at me a bunch but…
i dont know if you understand how jealous i am
It was the best. He’s like 3 months old.
I was trying to burp him and he was PISSED because he wanted to drink his bottle without being burped (because he is a little bitty piggy) so I laid him across my lap so that I could burp him and stop him from crying at the same time
and then he started gumming my arm and pretty much trying to eat me. It felt gross but it was more funny than ‘ew.’
I held a baby today.
He smiled at me a bunch but he mostly just spit up on me and mistook my arm for his bottle.
Like this is the time of night where I
- cry about the lack of penis in my life
- have moments about my serious issues
All I really care about is filling the penis-shaped hole in my life.
My priorities.
Do you ever stupidly think that someone is perfect for the simple fact that you’re both alone and sad and maybe you could hug them, maybe that’ll make things feel a little better
like 5 people are going to read this and it’s gonna be about 5 different people somehow, I swear.
Can your depression get worse from a lack of penis in your life?
I really want to be joking right now but I am feeling worse than ever at the moment.
I really enjoy singing songs with the wrong lyrics, loud, and off-key.
It’s so pleasing.
Especially at, say… 1 in the morning.
I hate this bra so much. It’s awkwardly cut so it’s loose in all the weirdest places like the side of the boobs but tight over the shoulders and near the underwire.
Why is this happening I’m 20 years old my mother should not be picking out my bras
And picking MINIMIZERS at that.
SHIT.
I feel like I should throw another Synchtube BYOB Twerk Party.
It stands for “Bring Your Own Bootymeat” obvs
You ever wanna just sit with someone and drink coffee and tell them how beautiful their eyes are and FNJEFNLDF EW GET THIS EMOTION OFF ME
Like I literally paused Mass Effect to come reblog these things
This is me all day
Who am I
BolinxFangirls OTP
Fuck bitches I don’t give a shit I’m DA BES
I’M DA BES
I’M DA BESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I hate this. I’m having a major case of the feels. It’s leaving me teary and nauseated and all I wanna do is go for a smoke outside.
I hate it I hate it I hate it.
