- Me: I wish I was drunk enough to just casually send him something like "I want you to put your penis near my butt."
- Izzie: do you have to be drunk for thaT?
Shit I look tired.
Please enjoy me eating this cupcake with regret.
- 16-year-old Sonny Moore: How large is
- OBNOXIOUSLY LARGE
- I like the sound of this largeness
- melimau5- Delicate Unicorn Princess Meli-Chan: larger than you can imagine
- Izzie: OOH I'm going to an abandoned zoo next week with someone I met on the internet
- 16-year-old Sonny Moore: WAT
- Izzie: we met in a slenderman chatroom so of course we both like creepy shit
- Izzie: also I have seen her and she is in fact who she claims to be
- 16-year-old Sonny Moore: Okay good
- Izzie: I'm not just gonna take off with someone I know nothing about, ok mom :P
- 16-year-old Sonny Moore: Hahaha sorry bb
- Izzie: nah I know, just looking out
- Izzie: I have also met another internet person once before and I didn't get axe murdered then so I'd say my track record is pretty good!
- 16-year-old Sonny Moore: HIGH FIVE!
- Izzie: HIGH FIVE
I hate this bra so much. It’s awkwardly cut so it’s loose in all the weirdest places like the side of the boobs but tight over the shoulders and near the underwire.
Why is this happening I’m 20 years old my mother should not be picking out my bras
And picking MINIMIZERS at that.
SHIT.
This wig washes me out so much without makeup
Next time I’m colouring a wig, I won’t listen to my family and make it “not so pink”
I know what the hell I am doing, dammit.
I sewed a unicorn horn to add to a headband.
In other news, I need a hairbrush.
I just realized how ridiculous my name is. OMG so good.no wait this makes it even better
OMFG
NEW METHOD: Drop some acrylic paint in a jar of isopropyl diluted with a bit of hot water because FUCK RIT DYE OKAY
The original shade is on your right
The new colour is to your left
It looks more like a pastel pink, omg.
Should I add a bit more red to the paint mix or leave it as such?
- Me: Mommy, I really... I really don't understand white people. I don't.
- Mom: You actually try to?
