shay0netta:

shonecakepastrypie replied to your post: im never dating a white dude for fear of him cheating on me with my cat

I get scared that he’s gonna chop me up and grill me. Or that he’ll say “nigga” and I’ll chop him up and grill him. Either way, it’s hard to deal, bruh.

omg

im not even caring as much about the word as i am worried that i’ll walk in on him hiding in the tub with a NatGeo magazine on the zoo section going at it

i would commit a crime breh i rly would