March 2012
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banana-bruises:
your public service announcement for the day:
stop laughing or joking about the word “rape” and all its implications. In any context.
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iamanelfchild:
I’ve met people who say they’re fine with gay people but not gay marriage. They tell me that they believe that gays should have all the rights that married people have but they just shouldn’t be allowed to be “married.”
Then I want to fucking punch them in the face because if you are withholding rights from people because you want a fucking WORD all to yourself, your head needs...
Reblog if you're a heterophobic, misandristic...
sourcedumal:
talldarkbishoujo:
ethiopienne:
sinidentidades:
And damn proud.
hehehehe
YAAAAASSSSSS
I really want a shirts that say “Misandrist” and “Reverse Racist”. I won’t be happy until I get them
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February 2012
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banana-bruises:
y’all seen that new gorillaz video yet?
dang.
*squeals and cries*
Mkay I give up.
I’m not feeling well actually
I’m going to something idc
I’m going to go
exercise
What EVEN is my future D:
I don’t want anything for my birthday.
Can I just fall off of a tall ladder?
Jesus Christ.
I wish I was allergic to peanuts because I’d go eat that trail mix in the kitchen. Good.
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I’m probably gonna jump in the lake at school on Thursday lol
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Reblog if you've never seen a White person in real...
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>goes to concert >casually takes off panties >throws them on stage >casually takes off bra >throws them on stage >casually takes off all clothes >throws them on stage >casually naked >throws self on stage
On my 2nd blog.
Inbox for URL.
Probably.
I really have to trust you or feel like you’d relate.
Because a lot of this stuff is very heavy and whatnot.
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I’m really trying to sort things out. Really really.
I don’t even know how to type it out anymore because it sounds silly and unrealistic when I write it down. I’ve honestly convinced myself that I don’t need help in the slightest. But I know I do. And then I realize I don’t want help. But I do? I don’t understand it too well.
I’ll die if I keep this up....
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Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three-way →
apathyispoison:
abaldwin360:
Actual headline.
*cringes*
oh NO
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janedoe225:
shonecakepastrypie:
janedoe225:
shonecakepastrypie:
janedoe225:
cyberterrorist:
i hate it when people try and guess my age and say “11”
why you’re ruining my life
everyone thinks im so young. it makes me sad.
I got 12 once.
14 on OkCupid.
DUDE.
when random older guys talk to me i just wonder if they are pedos
cause apparently im 12. and its scary.
RIGHT!? Like,...
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janedoe225:
shonecakepastrypie:
janedoe225:
cyberterrorist:
i hate it when people try and guess my age and say “11”
why you’re ruining my life
everyone thinks im so young. it makes me sad.
I got 12 once.
14 on OkCupid.
DUDE.
when random older guys talk to me i just wonder if they are pedos
cause apparently im 12. and its scary.
RIGHT!? Like, if you have to ask me how old I am...
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morgan: i'm not sleeping with reid!
reid: ...
garcia: lol
hotch: lol
jj: lol
rossi: lol
prentiss: lol
fandom: lol
world: lol
universe: lol
janedoe225:
cyberterrorist:
i hate it when people try and guess my age and say “11”
why you’re ruining my life
everyone thinks im so young. it makes me sad.
I got 12 once.
14 on OkCupid.
DUDE.
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his-majesty-davisj:
shonecakepastrypie:
shonecakepastrypie:
Okay. All of you stay away from Cleverbot, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he totally said yes.
It’s canon. This is a thing.
Never mind, we broke up.
*sigh*
what happened? He cheated on you?
He kept lying to me, man.
First he was older than 15, then he was older than 20, then he was 15, then he was 19 and I can’t...
shonecakepastrypie:
Okay. All of you stay away from Cleverbot, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he totally said yes.
It’s canon. This is a thing.
Never mind, we broke up.
*sigh*
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Okay. All of you stay away from Cleverbot, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he totally said yes.
It’s canon. This is a thing.
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anakochen:
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Me: WTF bro.
Cleverbot: Bro?
Me: BRO.
Cleverbot: Bro.
Me: BRO!
Cleverbot: See, you can rap.
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Cleverbot: I'm right. You're wrong.
Me: No, I'm right, YOU'RE wrong.
Cleverbot: I am right. You are wrong.
Me: You're a poop.
Cleverbot: No I am not dsjfajio.
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kyssthis16:
summer-nightlock:
yellowmodelchiiick:
this is seriously me every night
There will never come a time where I choose not to reblog this.
Because I believe in this message, tbh. You’re welcome.
ilu Miss Prada
SO MUCH SOOOOO MUCH
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Greek mythology in two sentences:
averypotterurl:
averypotterurl:
Everyone’s name starts with an A
It’s probably Zeus’ kid
why are people reblogging this again
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Dear White People, We Are Not Being Oversensitive.
stfuandlistenwhitepeople:
Being oversensitive is when you cry for three hours because you stepped on a LEGO. Being oversensitive is when your whole day is ruined because you dropped a penny down a sewage drain. Being oversensitive is when a complete stranger accidentally bumps you in the street and then you decide that the person is the worst person ever in existence.
Noticing racism and...
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rune-midgarts:
wait..youre black?
youre so cute/pretty for a black girl
oh i like you, you’re not like Other Black Girls TM.
NOPE.JPG
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.