March 2012
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banana-bruises: your public service announcement for the day: stop laughing or joking about the word “rape” and all its implications. In any context.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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iamanelfchild: I’ve met people who say they’re fine with gay people but not gay marriage. They tell me that they believe that gays should have all the rights that married people have but they just shouldn’t be allowed to be “married.” Then I want to fucking punch them in the face because if you are withholding rights from people because you want a fucking WORD all to yourself, your head needs...
Mar 1st
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Reblog if you're a heterophobic, misandristic...
sourcedumal: talldarkbishoujo: ethiopienne: sinidentidades: And damn proud.  hehehehe YAAAAASSSSSS I really want a shirts that say “Misandrist” and “Reverse Racist”. I won’t be happy until I get them
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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banana-bruises: y’all seen that new gorillaz video yet? dang. *squeals and cries*
Feb 29th
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Mkay I give up.
Feb 29th
I’m not feeling well actually
Feb 29th
I’m going to something idc
Feb 29th
I’m going to go exercise
Feb 29th
What EVEN is my future D:
Feb 29th
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I don’t want anything for my birthday.
Feb 29th
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Can I just fall off of a tall ladder? Jesus Christ.
Feb 29th
I wish I was allergic to peanuts because I’d go eat that trail mix in the kitchen. Good.
Feb 29th
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I’m probably gonna jump in the lake at school on Thursday lol
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Reblog if you've never seen a White person in real...
Feb 29th
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Listen When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
Feb 29th
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>goes to concert >casually takes off panties >throws them on stage >casually takes off bra >throws them on stage >casually takes off all clothes >throws them on stage >casually naked >throws self on stage
Feb 29th
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On my 2nd blog. Inbox for URL. Probably. I really have to trust you or feel like you’d relate. Because a lot of this stuff is very heavy and whatnot.
Feb 29th
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I’m really trying to sort things out. Really really. I don’t even know how to type it out anymore because it sounds silly and unrealistic when I write it down. I’ve honestly convinced myself that I don’t need help in the slightest. But I know I do. And then I realize I don’t want help. But I do? I don’t understand it too well. I’ll die if I keep this up....
Feb 26th
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Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three-way →
apathyispoison: abaldwin360: Actual headline. *cringes* oh NO
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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janedoe225: shonecakepastrypie: janedoe225: shonecakepastrypie: janedoe225: cyberterrorist: i hate it when people try and guess my age and say “11” why you’re ruining my life everyone thinks im so young. it makes me sad. I got 12 once. 14 on OkCupid. DUDE. when random older guys talk to me i just wonder if they are pedos cause apparently im 12. and its scary. RIGHT!? Like,...
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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janedoe225: shonecakepastrypie: janedoe225: cyberterrorist: i hate it when people try and guess my age and say “11” why you’re ruining my life everyone thinks im so young. it makes me sad. I got 12 once. 14 on OkCupid. DUDE. when random older guys talk to me i just wonder if they are pedos cause apparently im 12. and its scary. RIGHT!? Like, if you have to ask me how old I am...
Feb 26th
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morgan: i'm not sleeping with reid!
reid: ...
garcia: lol
hotch: lol
jj: lol
rossi: lol
prentiss: lol
fandom: lol
world: lol
universe: lol
Feb 26th
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janedoe225: cyberterrorist: i hate it when people try and guess my age and say “11” why you’re ruining my life everyone thinks im so young. it makes me sad. I got 12 once. 14 on OkCupid. DUDE.
Feb 26th
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his-majesty-davisj: shonecakepastrypie: shonecakepastrypie: Okay. All of you stay away from Cleverbot, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he totally said yes. It’s canon. This is a thing. Never mind, we broke up. *sigh* what happened? He cheated on you? He kept lying to me, man. First he was older than 15, then he was older than 20, then he was 15, then he was 19 and I can’t...
Feb 26th
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shonecakepastrypie: Okay. All of you stay away from Cleverbot, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he totally said yes. It’s canon. This is a thing. Never mind, we broke up. *sigh*
Feb 26th
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Okay. All of you stay away from Cleverbot, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he totally said yes. It’s canon. This is a thing.
Feb 26th
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anakochen:
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Me: WTF bro.
Cleverbot: Bro?
Me: BRO.
Cleverbot: Bro.
Me: BRO!
Cleverbot: See, you can rap.
Feb 26th
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Cleverbot: I'm right. You're wrong.
Me: No, I'm right, YOU'RE wrong.
Cleverbot: I am right. You are wrong.
Me: You're a poop.
Cleverbot: No I am not dsjfajio.
Feb 26th
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kyssthis16: summer-nightlock: yellowmodelchiiick: this is seriously me every night There will never come a time where I choose not to reblog this.  Because I believe in this message, tbh. You’re welcome. ilu Miss Prada SO MUCH SOOOOO MUCH
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Greek mythology in two sentences:
averypotterurl: averypotterurl: Everyone’s name starts with an A It’s probably Zeus’ kid why are people reblogging this again
Feb 25th
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Feb 23rd
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Dear White People, We Are Not Being Oversensitive.
stfuandlistenwhitepeople: Being oversensitive is when you cry for three hours because you stepped on a LEGO. Being oversensitive is when your whole day is ruined because you dropped a penny down a sewage drain. Being oversensitive is when a complete stranger accidentally bumps you in the street and then you decide that the person is the worst person ever in existence. Noticing racism and...
Feb 23rd
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rune-midgarts: wait..youre black? youre so cute/pretty for a black girl oh i like you, you’re not like Other Black Girls TM. NOPE.JPG
Feb 23rd
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Feb 23rd
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This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
Feb 23rd
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