December 2009
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Your Non-Prescription Glasses
dealbreaker:
At least these are aiding someone’s vision: mine. I can see that you are a douche.
Ow. I’m just jealous of people that get to wear glasses. Don’t crush my dream just cuz I got 20/20.
Danger Mouse + Jay-Z = Magic
chaseandsuarez:
shonecakepastrypie:
chaseandsuarez:
shonecakepastrypie:
(via chaseandsuarez)
WTF. Danger Mouse + Jay-Z - Jay-Z = STILL Magic.
Have you heard The Grey Album?!
Parts. Never made major effort but Danger Mouse is still KICKASSERY TO THE MF MAX:LKFdhfbiuyhv jelakfunkjnbbj;lfdgk FUCKYEAH
He really is consistently fantastic.
More proof? Gorillaz. Done. Deal.
I’m...
Danger Mouse + Jay-Z = Magic
chaseandsuarez:
shonecakepastrypie:
(via chaseandsuarez)
WTF. Danger Mouse + Jay-Z - Jay-Z = STILL Magic.
Have you heard The Grey Album?!
Parts. Never made major effort but Danger Mouse is still KICKASSERY TO THE MF MAX:LKFdhfbiuyhv jelakfunkjnbbj;lfdgk FUCKYEAH
Danger Mouse + Jay-Z = Magic
(via chaseandsuarez)
WTF. Danger Mouse + Jay-Z - Jay-Z = STILL Magic.
#25: Stephanie Meyer
chaseandsuarez:
american-apologies:
With her cookie-cutter characters, cheap dialog, and little respect for the intellect of women, Stephanie Meyer writes what could only be characterized as terrible fan fiction. The Twilight series has made her one of the most successful American authors today, and the film series based on her books is just as popular. The main character of her series,...
Convo with Branden!
chaseandsuarez:
helltothefreakingway:
Branden Selman: … you… don’t like reese’s cups? WHAT THE FUCK. SHIT. I MEAN HOLY SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. I HATE THIS. I HATE WHAT THIS IS. IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING? REESE’S CUPS? YOU DONT LIKE THEM? WHAT ELSE DON’T YOU LIKE? BREATHING? JOY? SUNSHINE? I AM LEAVING AND I’M TAKING YOUR STUFF. THAT’S RIGHT, I’M TAKING ALL OF YOUR THINGS BECAUSE YOU DON’T...
Answer with one word.
uponthosestars:
eemmaa:
frogsandcrowns:greeneggsandsamm:(via ninabehindthecamera)
1. Where is your cell phone? Desk
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Family
3. Your hair? WTF
4. Work? HA
5. Your father? Heaven
6. Your favorite thing? Tiana
7. Your dream last night? Nope
8.Your favorite drink? Tea
9. Your dream car? Moped
10. The room you’re in? Living
11. Your pet? Stuffed
12. Your...
“the bad news: there is no key to the universe. the good news: it was never...”
– (via littleinu)
It freaks me out how similar my boyfriend and I are. Just so odd. I fell in love with myself, for once.
30 Things EVERY Lolita Should Have
a few sheets of cute stickers, for adding to cards, notes, or envelopes;
printed notepaper with a cute style;
a lipgloss in her favorite color, to apply when she might meet someone fabulous;
a simple, comfortable dress to run errands in;
a pretty pair of headphones or earbuds for walking by herself;
a tiara for adding to luxurious hairstyles, for special events;
one excellent makeup trick...
Why is it that the more I tell people I can’t do something, the more they expect me to do it. I’m not God, dammit.
Damn you, uterus!!
Why are you still on my page? Get!
I only know gold is Au because of the joke.
mzemmett:
samstutchy:
So silver and copper were hanging out in a bar, when gold walks in. Silver shouts “AU! GET OUT OF HERE!”
u guys are science nerds………….. WTF
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
lookitsjosh:
marteeen:
Hey ,
I <3 U too (:
That’s on my AIM aha!
“Knowledge cannot replace friendship;
I’d rather be an idiot than lose you..”
– Patrick to SpongeBob :) (via jeffisbeast) (via lookitsjosh)
omg my ribs hurt now
chaseandsuarez:
maharlikans:
named-it-mozart:
gormless:
caughtoutside:
gormless:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IS THIS A GUY WITH TITS OR A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE A DUDE.
I NEVER FIGURED IT OUT.
LOOOOL WHO EVEN KNOWS!
OMG WHAT THE FUCK
Oh my god.
That person’s nipples don’t match each other…
